How I Fixed my "DYLD shared region unnest for map"

Countless people have had this kind of thing appear in their dmesg output:

9/15/09 9:15:45 AM	kernel	Safari (map: 0x103f070c) triggered DYLD shared region unnest for map: 0x103f070c, region 0x7fff82c00000->0x7fff82e00000. While not abnormal for debuggers, this increases system memory footprint until the target exits.

System Events (map: 0x7697ae4) triggered DYLD shared region unnest for map: 0x7697ae4, region 0x7fff85e00000->0x7fff86000000. While not abnormal for debuggers, this increases system memory footprint until the target exits.

27/02/2010 14:28:11	kernel	Problem Reporter (map: 0x550de18) triggered DYLD shared region unnest for map: 0x550de18, region 0x7fff83600000->0x7fff83800000. While not abnormal for debuggers, this increases system memory footprint until the target exits.

I fixed mine by doing the following:

• uninstalling MacFUSE
• uninstalling SIMBL
• going through /Library and deleting any leftover SIMBL or MacFUSE files (and removing the MacFUSE.prefPane too)
• safe reboot (press and hold the shift key)
• unloading all vmware and parallels modules listed in kextstat
• deleting ConnectUSB.kext, Pvsnet.kext, hypervisor.kext, vmmain.kext
• deleting /Library/Application Support/VMware Fusion
• getting rid of Parallels and VMware applications (I used VirtualBox now)
• rebooting

Happy Mac.