SELECT @geoff_lee FROM #songsincode WHERE it LIKE ‘%hard%’ OR it LIKE ‘%dirty%’; Explanation: Modulate is @geoff_lee, and this SQL statement selects him where “it” contains “hard” or “dirty”.
Daily Archives: 22 Aug ’09
Songs in Code: Crash, Mesh
jmp $ Explanation: one instruction in assembly which will crash any program. Equivalent to “execute the current instruction again”.
Songs in Code: Hello Yorkshire, Coreline
with yorkshire: print “Hello $world” Explanation: a parody of the classic “hello world program.
Songs in Code: You Fuck Jailbait, Caustic
assert( (datetime.datetime.now().year-other.dob.year) >= AGE_OF_CONSENT ) _caustic_: Someone explain: RT @maznu assert( (datetime.datetime.now().year-other.dob.year) >= AGE_OF_CONSENT ) #songsincode @_caustic_ maznu: @_caustic_ it means “check she’s old enough” (otherwise you fuck jailbait) _caustic_: @maznu – AHAHAHAHAH, awesome. I don’t know code and actually … Continue reading
Songs in Code: Electrosluts Extraordinaire, Faderhead
def chorus(self): self.dance() (!self).stare_bitch_glare() while True: head.append(air) Explanation: see video of Faderhead playing in exactly the right venue.
Songs in Code: One Night in NYC, The Horrorist
if (time.time()+10800) % 86400 < 21600) and not singleton: singleton=True print >> oliver, girl.move(NYC), pill.move(girl) Explanation: if the time is between approximately 9pm and 3am, and this hasn’t happened yet, Oliver says, “girl went to New York City and took … Continue reading
Songs in Code: Three Times a Lady
[ ("a lady",)*(x+1) for x in range(3) ] Explanation: list of tuples containing appropriate numbers of “a lady”.